Четверг, 12.12.2024, 23:52
Приветствую Вас Гость

rus-REP - сайт русского рэпа

[ Новые сообщения · Участники · Правила форума · Поиск · RSS ]
  • Страница 1 из 1
  • 1
Загадки, которые были опубликованы в Мурзилке 20 лет назад!
GusДата: Понедельник, 08.09.2008, 18:57 | Сообщение # 1
Генерал-майор
Группа: Проверенные
Сообщений: 325
Статус: Offline
Загадки, которые были опубликованы в Мурзилке 20 лет назад!
1. Чтобы спереди погладить, нужно сзади полизать. (Почтовая марка)
2. Кругом волоса, посредине колбаса. (Кукуруза)
3. Сверху черно внутри красно, как засунешь так прекрасно. (Галоши)
4. Волос на волос, тело на тело и начинается темное дело. (Веки)
5. То холодный - то горячий, то висячий - то стоячий. (Душ)
6. Туда - сюда - обратно, тебе и мне приятно. (Качели)
7. Что ты смотришь на меня? Раздевайся я твоя! (Кровать)
8. Волосатая головка за щеку заходит ловко. (Зубная щетка)
9. Мы - ребята удалые лазим в щели половые! (Веник)
10. Лежит на спине - никому не нужна. Прислони к стене - пригодится она. (Лестница)
11. В темной комнате, на белой простыне 2 часа удовольствия. (Кино)
12. Ты помни его немножко, станет твердым как картошка. (Снежок)
13. Возьму его в руки, Сожму его крепко - Он станет упругим
и твердым, как репка. (Снежок)
14. Красная головка в дырку лезет ловко (Дятел)
15. Если б не бабушкины лохматушки - мерзли бы дедушкины колотушки.
(Варежки)
16. Не хрен, не морковка - красная головка. (Пионер в пилотке)
17. Сзади подошел,сунул и пошел. (Тапочки


Не моли бога громко, дьявол чуток,
Cамый тихий шёпот, для него - источник звука,
Не моли бога громко, молча пережди,
Чтобы на суде были свидетели... Хотя бы - ты...



Дорогие пользователи,мы переехали на новый форум, в связи с этим просим вас заходить и регистрироваться -==СДЕСЬ==-, старый(этот) форум со временем будет прикрыт.



 
мсМихаСнегДата: Понедельник, 08.09.2008, 23:59 | Сообщение # 2
Генерал-лейтенант
Группа: Пользователи
Сообщений: 648
Статус: Offline
happy happy happy

ГенеРатоР Репа...и не надо спорить!!
ХеР-ТрипеРр-сОн бэнд.(_/\_)!



Дорогие пользователи,мы переехали на новый форум, в связи с этим просим вас заходить и регистрироваться -==СДЕСЬ==-, старый(этот) форум со временем будет прикрыт.



 
PaulKaДата: Понедельник, 01.05.2017, 00:08 | Сообщение # 3
Рядовой
Группа: Пользователи
Сообщений: 6
Статус: Offline
[QUOTE - Amoxicillin is a semi-synthetic antibiotic of a broad spectrum of activity of the group of penicillin. It is produced in Canada. Amoxicillin from Canada is used in the treatment of bacterial infections, diseases of a urinogenital system, digestive tract,. [/QUOTE - Check main site: [URL="http://canadianviagras.us" - is 10mg of cialis enough[/URL -

Добавлено (11.04.2017, 22:29)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - Check out this pharmacy if you have a chance and need some prescription drug with fast delivery. I've been shopping for my meds online for five years now, and never have I seen delivery that fast. Out of four orders I already placed, all four arrived quickly and without any hiccups. I will keep ordering Brand Cialis 20 mg here in future. [/QUOTE - Browse now official blog post: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - http://canadadrugs.us[/URL -

Добавлено (13.04.2017, 13:16)
---------------------------------------------
I enjoy a glass of wine with my dinner from time to time. So it's good to know Viagra 150 mg can still give me the effects I want without having to wait for an hour. It kicks in about 25-40 minutes after I take it, depending on how much wine I had, and the result is always great. I mean I can now put my condom on without feeling nervous about losing my erection, what other proof do you need? Look your site: [URL="http://viagrabestbuy.biz" - http://viagrabestbuy.biz[/URL -

Добавлено (13.04.2017, 21:19)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - Generic Cialis is commercially available in the form of yellow-colour tablets bearing the shape of an almond. The shelf life of Cialis tablets is about 24-36 hours. Within this period of time, a man can attain erections anytime when he gets sexually stimulated. [/QUOTE - Try it page: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - http://canadadrugs.us[/URL -

Добавлено (14.04.2017, 20:32)
---------------------------------------------
Viagra Super Active 100 mg is just what you need if regular Viagra did not seem to work well enough. Even if you tried Viagra 100 mg, it's not the same as Viagra Super Active 100 mg, of that I can assure you. This product is amazing because it works so much faster, plus its quality is amazing (as long as you order it at this pharmacy). The dosage is pretty high compared to the other dosages of Viagra available, but I haven't had even a headache. Visit response: [URL="http://viagrabestbuy.biz" - http://viagrabestbuy.biz[/URL -

Добавлено (16.04.2017, 10:56)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - They sell high quality Propecia 5 mg and offer convenient delivery options. Their delivery is always very fast, which is a bonus that does not cost you extra. Guess they are just more efficient than other pharmacies, this is why you can count on getting the medicine you ordered faster than from any other place selling generics. [/QUOTE - Discover secret article: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - pharmacy canadian viagra[/URL -

Добавлено (17.04.2017, 03:08)
---------------------------------------------
What I love about Viagra Super Active 100 mg is that there are no limitations in terms of what you can eat or drink. When I was taking Viagra 100 mg, I knew it would take longer to act if I had a glass of champagne or a few shots, but this one get absorbed in your bloodstream right away, so you can enjoy yourself before time comes to finally have sex with that cute lady. See secret article: [URL="http://viagrabestbuy.biz" - viagra online canadian pharmacy[/URL -

Добавлено (17.04.2017, 17:59)
---------------------------------------------
I like shopping for my Viagra Professional 100 mg at this pharmacy because it works hard to please me every time. I get all my questions answered immediately, their website is convenient to navigate. I do like the fact their prices are reasonable, while the quality of my Viagra Professional 100 mg is always impeccable, no side effects or problems of any kind. Discover secret post: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - http://canadadrugs.us[/URL -

Добавлено (17.04.2017, 23:25)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - With online pharmacies, the most irritating thing is their delivery. This pharmacy is nothing like that though, they deliver quite fast and without any delays. I ordered Lasix 100 mg twice already, every time it took them five days to deliver. It's very convenient and not at all costly, which is always nice. [/QUOTE - Browse over full the post: [URL="http://viagrabestbuy.biz" - velcade generic[/URL -

Добавлено (19.04.2017, 16:17)
---------------------------------------------
“Generic Viagra Soft” is great alternative to “Canadian Viagra” if planned for dinner. It will let you indulge yourself with your favorite meals and drinks. No matter what you have eaten or drunk for dinner, you can enjoy a sex for approximately four hours. Erection, when using this medication, comes only if there is a sexual arousal, but not spontaneously. At the end of sexual intercourse, the genitals come to a relaxed state, and when a new sexual stimulation occurs, erection becomes full. When taking this drug, the brain produces certain hormone responsible for the sexual arousal. Visit more this info: [URL="http://canadianviagras.us" - name brand viagra online[/URL -

Добавлено (21.04.2017, 12:57)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - I wanted Kamagra Jelly 100 mg delivered fast and I got it delivered very fast, great work! I heard all lot about this pharmacy, and all the good rumors turned out to be true. They do the fastest deliveries in the industry, the quality of their Kamagra Jelly 100 mg is amazing, plus you never have to worry about your personal information being misused. [/QUOTE - Go right here detailed story: [URL="http://viagrabestbuy.biz" - http://viagrabestbuy.biz[/URL -

Добавлено (28.04.2017, 19:44)
---------------------------------------------
this pharmacy if you are still deciding where to order Lasix 100 mg. I ordered mine here and was happy with everything, the service and the prices. They give you very nice deals when you order in bulk, so you may take than into consideration. The quality of their drugs is always very good, Lasix 100 mg works great for me and causes no side effects. Lasix 40 mg is a great drug that does the job it's supposed to do. My doctor told me that I should replenish my potassium though, because Lasix can decrease its amounts, it may be a potassium pill or foods high in potassium (like bananas). It works great, cannot complain about anything really. I ordered it online, so the price was also pretty good. Click more info: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - viagra non prescription[/URL -

Добавлено (29.04.2017, 11:11)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - The drug should be taken about 20 minutes before sexual intercourse. Viagra Professional (Sildenafil Citrate) should be taken only as directed by a pharmacist or medical doctor. You should not take it more than once per day. If you want to achieve maximum result, you can chew the drug before you swallow it. Chewing will allow the drug to be absorbed faster into the bloodstream. [/QUOTE - Visit right here my latest site: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - http://canadadrugs.us[/URL -

Добавлено (29.04.2017, 19:02)
---------------------------------------------
I tried 100 mg after taking Viagra Super Active for some time. I expected more from the Viagra pill, so I wanted to try something else that would be as fast-acting. Cialis Super Active 100 mg exceeded my expectations, and they claim it remains efficient for up to 55 hours. I never planned my sex life so far ahead, but I was able to have sex on the next day after taking the pill. Go official url: [URL="http://viagrabestbuy.biz" - http://viagrabestbuy.biz[/URL -

Добавлено (01.05.2017, 00:08)
---------------------------------------------
[QUOTE - At this pharmacy Propecia 1 mg costs me less than anywhere else, plus they deliver real fast. Last time I ordered, it took them only four days to deliver, and I'm pretty sure it came from across the ocean. Anyway, it's nice to know you are appreciated as a customer. I love how fast they deliver, and the quality of that Propecia 1 mg is out of question. [/QUOTE - Browse this url: [URL="http://canadadrugs.us" - http://canadadrugs.us[/URL -




Дорогие пользователи,мы переехали на новый форум, в связи с этим просим вас заходить и регистрироваться -==СДЕСЬ==-, старый(этот) форум со временем будет прикрыт.



 
GarthJutДата: Понедельник, 04.09.2023, 09:05 | Сообщение # 4
Полковник
Группа: Пользователи
Сообщений: 157
Статус: Offline
Какова роль и значимость качества камер видеонаблюдения при обеспечении безопасности? Может ли использование более дешевых моделей камер сказаться на эффективности видеонаблюдения и возможности распознавания лиц? Влияет ли разрешение и угол обзора камер на общую эффективность системы видеонаблюдения? Будут ли более высококачественные камеры способствовать более точному распознаванию преступников и предотвращению преступлений в сравнении с более дешевыми моделями?


Немного не по теме smile

Посмотрите также мою страничку об ответах на интересующие вас вопросы https://aquachainik.ru/ - дождевание в аквариуме


http://bolt53.blogspot.ru


Дорогие пользователи,мы переехали на новый форум, в связи с этим просим вас заходить и регистрироваться -==СДЕСЬ==-, старый(этот) форум со временем будет прикрыт.



 
  • Страница 1 из 1
  • 1
Поиск: